Thursday, October 27, 2011

Halloturkmas Returns and I'm Changing the Rules


Halloturkmas Returns!  Lets combine the crazy season of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas into one big holiday.  Hell the stores do it, why can't we?  Might as well poor candy corn into our gravy while we wash it down with come spiked eggnog and toast to the things we care about. 

Where in the hell did this year go?  The last thing I remember I was passed out in the back of Amie's car on the way back from Las Vegas and then a flash of a media class went by and here I am.  I'm sitting here looking around and shell shocked at the amount of life that still needs living.  Hence, enter a Halloween party which is within grasp.  Thank the heavens for cheap costumes, cleavage and a slight mid-life crisis in the making.  And let me praise a friend for indulging my need for a little girl time!!!  I need my Amie and Jackie fix, I need to find that 16 year old girl riding in the back of a maroon Honda Civic listening to some serious Blue Monday DM.  Crack-a-Lackin' Stupid Fun is what the Dr. ordered. 

So, enter a black angel, a referee and a gangster Robinhood this coming Halloween night.  Sounds like an acid trip in the suburbs.  Does this mean the black angel and Robinhood are going to go head-to-head?  Good vs. Bad while a statuesque referee mitigates the slew of wild ways on the pending night?  I'll bribe you Jackie, good always wins.  It is Halloween for goodness sakes, let me dress up as a good person at least once in my life.

Are you lost yet?  Good, that was my intent.  If you can't follow then you need additional education in the workings of a not so normal and creative wild child.  It's truly the only therapy I have left.  Humor me and let me ENJOY!

Halloween! Thanksgiving and then Christmas!! Damn Halloturkmas!!