Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Vacation: Day 4



I LEFT THE HOUSE TODAY!!! Yes, my highlight consisted of getting to walk through Wal-Mart and grocery shop. But, I did get a little creative today. I had an idea to make magnates based on the love of my friends and so I did a trial and error and made a few (please see photo). I just wanted to stay busy and not idol. Today I want to be witty regarding the freakishly interesting characters that hang out in Wal-Mart and joke about the skittish tendencies of my daughter and I regarding the wasps making their home above our front door but I'll just stick to the flying deamons today.


Star Wars and the Demon Wasps
It is comedy to watch Stephanie and I go out the back door and all the way around the house just to get to the car so we can avoid the dive bombing wasps that are infiltrating through the crack under our front door. Wal-Mart provided me with the killing wasp spray but believe me, I'm to lazy to go through the back door, find my way around the house and become the Darth Vader of Wasps. Funny thought: Star Wars Wasps - Luke Hornetwalker, Han Stinger Solo, Chewbacca Hairy Hornet and Princess Leia of the Lair and me as the blond Darth Vader shooting a death ray purchased at a freakish Wal-Mart which closely compares to the Mos Eisley Cantina . Maybe tomorrow I can find my way through the galaxy of the wasp and find refuge 15 feet way in my car.

This vacation is making me loose my senses.




1 comment:

  1. I think it sounds like a fine day, but then I can't drive or work! ;-)

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